Lyrics to “Springtime for Twittler” by Irwin Collier

Offered as alternative lyrics to be sung to the musical score (composed by Mel Brooks and arranged by Glen Kelly and Doug Besterman) of “Springtime for Hitler” from the film and Broadway musical The Producers, in honor of the celebration of the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States on January 20, 2017.
May the great Mel Brooks forgive me for what I have done to his song.